More than 800 gamers took an exam to prove they could complete an '80s adventure game without peeking at a walkthrough—and only 2 passed

Only .25% completed the AGAT: the Adventure Game Aptitude Test, designed by fiendish developer Woe Industries.

I can’t stop playing Roadside Research, the dumbest game I’ve played in years

But rather than availing myself of these bona fide GOTY contenders, I’ve found myself pretending to be an alien who’s ...